Have I Got Prizes For You – Enter our ‘Missing Words’ competition for the chance to win courtesy of Downing Property Finance

The Christmas season is rapidly approaching, and from pub quizzes to party games, the festivities are ramping up.

To join in the fun and bring our readers some well-deserved Christmas cheer, The Intermediary and Downing Property Finance have joined forces to launch our very own ‘Missing Words’ competition.

This is the first of what will be annual competitions running each December – giving all those amateur comedians out there in the mortgage market a chance to flex your funny bones outside of the conference cafes and awards dinnertables.

Fans of ‘Have I Got News For You’ will recognise the format: we’ve pulled from our very own headlines, you simply fill in the missing words with your funniest suggestions – topical, satirical, or just downright silly.

Scroll down to read the headlines and submit your answers!

Prizes to Be Won

Prizes are Courtesy of Downing Property Finance

  • 1st Prize: Indulge in a year-long journey of exquisite tastes with The Sourcing Table Wine Club. The winner will enjoy a quarterly mixed case of six wines, bringing the world of fine wine right to your doorstep.
  • 2nd Prize: Treat your palate with the Salts of the Earth Mixed Case from the Wine Club, a collection worth £150 that promises to delight.

Deadline for Entries:

Please submit all entries by 31st December – the winner and runner-up will be announced by January 5th.

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